Skyphone Enthusiast Gifts

A man talking on a phone while floating through the air using his speech bubble.

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Thermidor Dali

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

Snake with headphones.

'I'm on the way!'

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

The Gong

"Being heard got me where I am today."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.