Skyphone Enthusiast T-Shirts

A man talking on a phone while floating through the air using his speech bubble.

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Thermidor Dali

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"Being heard got me where I am today."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

The Gong

Snake with headphones.

'I'm on the way!'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

Election Cancelling Headphones