Speakerphone Aficionado T-Shirts

"Hold on, Ted. I'm going to put you on the speaker phone."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Digital Fomo!

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Technology and Love

United Church of OMG

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Children and technolohgy

Snake with headphones.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Phone Mittens

"This is gonna be great!"

"Being heard got me where I am today."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Election Cancelling Headphones

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"Proper I.Q. required"

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'