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"Howard, I found my instrument!"

"The neighbors are getting tired of Vivaldi."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

My other cello is a Stradivari

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Music producers.

Subwoofer

Technology and Love

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Double Saxophone

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Brat"

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

The dream works when the team works!

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Snake with headphones.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"Romance"

Music Freak.

"Turn down the bass."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.