Sousaphone Aficionado Gifts

"Howard, I found my instrument!"

"The neighbors are getting tired of Vivaldi."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

My other cello is a Stradivari

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

Music producers.

Subwoofer

Technology and Love

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Double Saxophone

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Brat"

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

The dream works when the team works!

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"Turn down the bass."

Music Freak.

"Is there an audio edition?"

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Children and technolohgy

"Romance"

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.