Xylophone Enthusiast Gifts

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

'Still, small voice of calm..'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Oh sure, a nice warm bed, a loving family, a career, but what I really miss is having a xylophone."

'Man, times have changed.'

Double Saxophone

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

I love Marimba

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"Being heard got me where I am today."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Man playing bum-note.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

The Ignored Busker

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

"Maybe if you played the xylophone like this cat, I'd pay more attention to you."

Jazz Bar.

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

Earplugs £2 a Pair

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

The Saxophonist

"There is nothing wrong with our sound levels!!" "Can you speak up a bit? We can�t hear a word your saying..."