Xylophone Enthusiasts Gifts

"Maybe if you played the xylophone like this cat, I'd pay more attention to you."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Double Saxophone

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

I love Marimba

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"Being heard got me where I am today."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Man playing bum-note.

The Ignored Busker

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."

Jazz Bar.

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

Earplugs £2 a Pair

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Clown playing the Saxophone

In congress today, the musicians' political action committee blocked legislation taxing reed instruments. Pac whacks sax tax!

The Saxophonist