Xylophone Enthusiasts Prints

"Maybe if you played the xylophone like this cat, I'd pay more attention to you."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Double Saxophone

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

I love Marimba

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Being heard got me where I am today."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Man playing bum-note.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

The Ignored Busker

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

Earplugs £2 a Pair

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."

Jazz Bar.

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Clown playing the Saxophone

The Saxophonist

"Oh, for heaven's sake, don't feel that you have to entertain us, too."