Xylophone Gifts

I love Marimba

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

The Anti-Agent

Playing Fetch.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Carefree luggage.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

UK border controls relaxed.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Snow flake

High security Santa's grotto

Dog walking Human.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Boptimism

'She's just great with the children.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Country Bumpkin.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"He's a guard dog."

"Fresh pepper?"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Dog Crossing