Sousaphone Lover T-Shirts

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Orchestra.

Bassoons.

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'It seats two comfortably.'

Malcolm Sargent

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Halloween Selfie

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

Musicians on a beach

Edvard Grieg.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Orchestra

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

Ludwig von Beethoven

Conductorcize.

Camille Saint-Saens

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

Bedrich Smetana

Three great regrets.

Double Bass.

I'm leaving the band in order to pursue a solo career.

Franz Joseph Haydn

'It's not tunes, it's Beethoven.'