Sousaphone Lover Pillows

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Orchestra.

Bassoons.

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Malcolm Sargent

Halloween Selfie

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

Musicians on a beach

Edvard Grieg.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Orchestra

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

Ludwig von Beethoven

Bedrich Smetana

Camille Saint-Saens

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

Three great regrets.

Double Bass.

'It's not tunes, it's Beethoven.'

Franz Joseph Haydn

"Maybe if you played the xylophone like this cat, I'd pay more attention to you."

Violinist