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'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Economy - USA.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Priest

Bashful in Nashville

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Jerry Lordan

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Aggression/Security

"Herb's from Texas."

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Musical genres

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

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"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Chorister's Loose Teeth