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"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Senta jumps into the sea

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Bashful in Nashville

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

Love birds playing a guitar.

Jerry Lordan

Mermaids in love

Snake Eyes

Musical genres

'My love is like a red red rose...'

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

Merry Kissmas

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

Love in Boom

Tristan and Isolde

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"And do you promise to love, honour and be a total whore in the bedroom."