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"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Bashful in Nashville

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Love birds playing a guitar.

George Martin

Karaoke night.

Jerry Lordan

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Musical genres

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

Foxy lady

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Keyboard player

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"Gosh, this reminds me of one of my favorite John Lennon lyrics: "Life is what happens to you while you're making other quarterly sales plans."

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Christine McVie

Nick Cave.