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"I'm forever blowing bubbles."

"Puff. . . I'm recycled."

I see the Covid moon a-rising

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Senta jumps into the sea

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Bashful in Nashville

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

George Martin

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Karaoke night.

Jerry Lordan

Musical genres

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Nick Cave

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Art Garfunkel.

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?