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'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Beatless Convention - "I'm Terry...and who are you?"

Freeberg

Police Dept. I got a subpoena and found everything we've been looking for stashed in a storage locker. Here's The Beatles "Taxman" and "Mo Money Mo Problems" from The Notrious B.I.G. Bing Crosby's "Pennies from Heaven." Destiny Child's "Bills, Bills, Bills." And, of course, Pink Floyd's "Money"! Now we can break this case wide open! Fraud Division. We just needed to find the hidden financial records!

You're at the beach? I wish I could spend my vacation somewhere romantic. Somewhere I could meet handsome guys. If you're not with the one you love, love the one you're with, Twig! Easy for you to say!

You can't fire me, because I quit. In the words of Bob Dylan, "I ain't gonna work on Maggie's Farm no more." In the words of Ray Charles, "Hit the road, Jack."

"In the beginning was the word. Bubba bubba bubba, bird bird bird, bird is the word."

'Have you heard the fisherman's song. . .To dream the impossibe bream.'

"It's my pet mouse, Elvis. He was caught in a trap."

"I'm sure she's not missing, Mrs. Gale. Have you tried looking where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops?"

"Sure it looks good from the outside, but you try bob, bob, bobbin' along, day in, day out."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

Bashful in Nashville

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Karaoke night.

'My love is like a red red rose...'

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

Jerry Lordan

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Musical genres

George Martin

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

Nick Cave

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'