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"And now, our newest hit song..."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Economy - USA.

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Bashful in Nashville

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Aggression/Security

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

Jerry Lordan

I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Musical genres

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Tipping Pain Chart

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Graph to find your IQ

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.