Chart Topper Lover Pillows

"And now, our newest hit song..."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Economy - USA.

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

"The bagels are better in New York."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Bashful in Nashville

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Musical genres

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Aggression/Security

George Martin

I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Karaoke night.

Tipping Pain Chart

Jerry Lordan

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Graph to find your IQ

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?