Bestseller Lover Pillows

"I became rich by writing the bestseller 'How To Become Rich'."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

First Novels.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Meet the author"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Second hand furniture.

Distractions Of The Great

Gen-Next Library

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Don Quixote

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"