Lover Of Charts T-Shirts

"All we have in common is our love of Venn Diagrams."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I heard they mate for life."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Economy - USA.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

Tina Turner

Say it with flowers: It!

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Words of Love

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'