Lover Of Stone T-Shirts

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Romance

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"I gotta be me!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Frog flirting.

"I heard they mate for life."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

Urns in love

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Words of Love

Say it with flowers: It!

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

I can't smile without you...

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."