'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'
Lover Of Stone Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who adores stone? Whether it's geology, sculpting, or simply a fascination with minerals, our collection offers thoughtful and witty items that highlight their passion in a fun, creative way.
'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'
Romance
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love
"I gotta be me!"
"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."
"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."
A heart shaped cake
"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."
"I love it when we clear up issues between us."
Frog flirting.
Klimt Kiss Phones
"I heard they mate for life."
"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"
"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."
"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."
"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."
"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."
'He may have an opposable thumb, but she has him wrapped around her little finger.'
'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'
Urns in love
'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'
'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'
Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.
'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
Words of Love
Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.
Say it with flowers: It!
"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."
Relationships.
"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."
"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."
"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."
'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'
Lover Of Stone Gifts Collection
Lover Of Stone Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating a love of stone—perfect for geology buffs and mineral lovers alike.
Lover Of Stone Pillows
Add personality to any room with pillows featuring beautiful stone motifs and witty sayings for stone enthusiasts.
Lover Of Stone Prints
Decorate your space with prints that highlight the beauty and intrigue of stones, minerals, and geological wonders.
Lover Of Stone T-Shirts
Check out our quirky t-shirts that showcase the fascination with stone in clever and stylish designs.