Lover Of Magic Gifts

Waiting for the Magic of the Marketplace

'Magic'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"And this is our budgie, 'Houdini'."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Primitive magician

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

Beware of the Cat.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'Please enter your pin now.'

"No guarantees, right?"

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

'Not here, Fred.'

'Pick a business card.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

Magician Playing Golf.

Purple Fairy

'It's just until the election is over, but I'm replacing you with Dick Morris.'

Genie Barbecue.

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)