Magic And Myths Lover Gifts

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Easter Island legs

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"It feels good to unwind..."

Pharaoh Cocoon

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Snowyphus

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Jason and the Aga notes,

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Define fair."

Mythical Family of Four.

Alberich steals the gold

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."