Magic And Myths Lover Gifts

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Easter Island legs

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"It feels good to unwind..."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Pharaoh Cocoon

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Snowyphus

Jason and the Aga notes,

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Define fair."

Mythical Family of Four.

Alberich steals the gold

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation