Lover Of The Ordinary T-Shirts

"Nothing's special today."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Et in Arcadia Ego

Traffic Cone Monsters

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"What a way to go."

Storage Unit of Love

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Double Wedding

Route 666.

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"Sir? - it's clowntime."

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

"I'm suffering from TeaParytyitis."

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

Flower tribute

"You're not in the gym Gary!"

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Wanted: dishwasher or handsome rich guy.

Road signs of Aging

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

"If you can prove my innocence to the court, I'll give you half of my cut, from the bank job."

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

Mitch Decides to Take A 15 Minute Coffee Break To Voice His Opinion.

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

Sex Score