Lover Of The Unexplained T-Shirts

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Magic Tricks

Traffic Cone Monsters

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Baseball.

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"What a way to go."

UFO and snowman

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

Route 666.

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

The Meaning of Life

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

Lost to antiquity.

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

"The doctors...say...they've never...seen...another case quite...like...it."

Don Quichotte's shadow

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

'He was an evil king.'

A Heated Argument

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.