Lover Of The Unexplained Pillows

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Magic Tricks

Traffic Cone Monsters

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Baseball.

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

UFO and snowman

"What a way to go."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

The Meaning of Life

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

Route 666.

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

Lost to antiquity.

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

Don Quichotte's shadow

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

A Heated Argument

"The doctors...say...they've never...seen...another case quite...like...it."

'He was an evil king.'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.