Lover Of The Unexpected Pillows

Traffic Cone Monsters

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

To the Aquarium

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

While You Were Out: We Moved!

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"What a way to go."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Route 666.

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

'Giraffe'

'Wake up - the dolphin has stolen our palm tree'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

Book ratings.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

This week in tentacles

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

Fire Brain

"I thought we said no presents!"

Fish who dropped out of the school

Man with mousey nose running a health food store

'I'm glad out parents aren't hung up about not spoiling us.'