Lover Of The Unexpected Mugs

Traffic Cone Monsters

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

To the Aquarium

"There's something you don't see very often - a black and white rainbow."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

While You Were Out: We Moved!

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"What a way to go."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Route 666.

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

'Giraffe'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

'Wake up - the dolphin has stolen our palm tree'

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

Book ratings.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Fire Brain

Piñata Blackjack

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."

This week in tentacles

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."

"You say you don't own a weapon...so what's with all this ammo in your closet?"