Master Of The Unexpected Mugs

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Man's cooking explodes.

'Cartoonist thinking'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

DIY expert.

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

'Giraffe'

Monk Parrot.

"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio."

To the Aquarium

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

Book ratings.

"This one will work for a minute, then jag viciously to the left, rotate 360 degrees, then only move sideways!"

"Looks like rain."

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

Man In Desert Hunted By Shark.

"Why can't they ring the bell for themselves...??"

'Martha, did we receive an eviction notice yesterday?'

Houdini's car keys.

It began as a morning like any other ......................

Island

"Can we get balloons for mom?"

"Gloria it's time you found out the truth about me. I'm not a dermatologist, I'm really a taxidermist!"

"Surprise!... I'm an alcoholic!"

Too quiet.