Lover Of The Unusual Pillows

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Route 666.

Bearded lady and stiltwalker at breakfast.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I gotta be me!"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Traffic Cone Monsters

Baseball.

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

UFO and snowman

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

"What a way to go."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Flower tribute

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

A Heated Argument

"The doctors...say...they've never...seen...another case quite...like...it."

Shark Surfing the Waves.