Lover Of The Supernatural Pillows

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"What a way to go."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

A were-cow.

Route 666.

"I feel like I'm persecting."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

"Monster under your bed? You're old enough to know there are no such things as monsters."

Message for a vampire: 'Gone out, your dinner's on the table.'

"Your job application looks great. Just out of curiosity though, exactly how long have you been dead?"

'Wake up - the dolphin has stolen our palm tree'

'You're not showing up at all on any of the X-rays.'

"You will be going on a long walk."

Devil in pew at church

Route 666

'Magic'

"And this is our budgie, 'Houdini'."

This week in tentacles

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

"I kind of like you in these moods, Phil!"

"Spoiler alert!"