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"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"What a way to go."

A were-cow.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

Route 666.

"I feel like I'm persecting."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'I told you not to order the stake.'

"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

"Monster under your bed? You're old enough to know there are no such things as monsters."

'Wake up - the dolphin has stolen our palm tree'

Message for a vampire: 'Gone out, your dinner's on the table.'

"With wins today, the Monster team and the Ghost team are moving on to the big game in two weeks." The Monsters will need to play better against the Ghosts. Dracula must come out for blood next time. And Frankenstein has to show up with his head on straight. If the fans hate the Ghosts, it might be impossible to beat them. Yeah, they love hearing "Boo!".

"Your job application looks great. Just out of curiosity though, exactly how long have you been dead?"

'You're not showing up at all on any of the X-rays.'

"You will be going on a long walk."

Route 666

Devil in pew at church

'Magic'

"And this is our budgie, 'Houdini'."

This week in tentacles

"Hello Ma'am! Have you ever looked at other shark owners and thought 'Why not me?'..."

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

Paranormal Inactivity

"I kind of like you in these moods, Phil!"