Fan Of The Supernatural Pillows

Demon in the elevator. Man says: 'Sorry, are you going up or down?'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Silence of the Chickens...

The devil you know and his plus one

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Open House of Horrors

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'There's an imposter among us!'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Zombie Problems

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Telekinetics on strike...

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Redlaw and the Phantom

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Date Night

Frankenstein's Reading Light