Fan Of The Supernatural Pillows

Demon in the elevator. Man says: 'Sorry, are you going up or down?'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Silence of the Chickens...

The devil you know and his plus one

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Open House of Horrors

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Redlaw and the Phantom

Zombie Problems

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Date Night

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Telekinetics on strike...

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'