Fans Of The Supernatural Pillows

"You will be going on a long walk."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The devil you know and his plus one

A Club Sandwitch.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'There's an imposter among us!'

Date Night

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Telekinetics on strike...

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"What a way to go."

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Stephen King