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'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

He looks so natural lying there...

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"What a way to go."

'He's been shot!'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

The Bonvoy Age...

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

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