Fan Of The Unexplained Gifts

'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

He looks so natural lying there...

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"What a way to go."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'He's been shot!'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

The Bonvoy Age...

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Recollections of a Retired Butler

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll