Believers In The Unexplained Gifts

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Anywhere but here

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

Welcome: Skeptics Society

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'I wonder how this is going to affect the market?'

"Word has it Earthlings have been using some of our people for cruel scientific experiments."

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

Stop whining - you know he called shotgun first.

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"You wanna put that back?"

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"Maybe we should reconsider the anal probe with this one?"

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

"Yes, ladies and gentleman - Aliens do exist!! There's aliens on Mars; aliens on the moon; aliens in outer space..."

'We've been picking up your television broadcasts, and we're here to buy some of those neat steak knives!'