Believers In The Unexplained Prints

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

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"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'I wonder how this is going to affect the market?'

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"Come on, Mom, I told you I was dating a foreigner!"

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

'We've been picking up your television broadcasts, and we're here to buy some of those neat steak knives!'

"If only you knew. . ."

"Maybe we should reconsider the anal probe with this one?"

"Yes, ladies and gentleman - Aliens do exist!! There's aliens on Mars; aliens on the moon; aliens in outer space..."