Believer In The Unknown Gifts

Captain Pointy No.5 - Skeptical about aliens

'You know I support diversity in our curriculum, but UFO studies?!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Now do you believe the alien abduction stories?!

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

'These people are all cranks, don't you agree, Colin?'

"They'll be landing soon."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

The Lost World: You are Here

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

Courage. Love.

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Yonder

"You wanna put that back?"

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"If only you knew. . ."

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

See Your Aura $5. . .Smell Your Aura

"Son, God is invisible...That's how we know we are made in His Image."

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."