Believer In The Unbelievable Gifts

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

"Guess what. The Loch Ness Monster was real."

Welcome: Skeptics Society

"Whoa...I can't believe you were abducted by space aliens! Why haven't you told anyone?"

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

It was the stupidest miracle ever, but it was their miracle.

'I still don't believe any of that bunk your friend was giving us about hypnosis.'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

"So, you are claiming to be able to read peoples' minds?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

"If only you knew. . ."

'Church of the Divine Healing with an Emergency Room.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.