Believer In The Impossible Gifts

'Now get out there and believe in yourselves! If you believe in yourselves, you can beat anyone!'

Dare to Dream....

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"To be a martial artist, one must be at peace with oneself. You must have dexterity! You must have flexibility! And you must believe in the impossible."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

Welcome: Skeptics Society

"Holy water, holy water...."

Not The Real Me

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'Church of the Divine Healing with an Emergency Room.'

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

"Typical. You don't even know what's impossible!"

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"