Believer In Absurd Fashion Gifts

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

Welcome: Skeptics Society

Salvador Dali's cats.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

'You know I support diversity in our curriculum, but UFO studies?!'

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

'How rude!'

McCooties, Gold, & Jibbs.

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

'Confessing your sins in a folk ballad was an interesting idea, Larry, but I'm afraid your singing has forced me to add one more sin to your list!'

'I got dressed in the dark.'

"Whoa...I can't believe you were abducted by space aliens! Why haven't you told anyone?"

"And of course there's the conspiracy theorists who believe aliens are already here amongst us..."

"She's a natural,apparently she still believes in faries and Santa Claus!"

Secret government researchers competitively working on preventing the afterlife.

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Thou shalt make room for donuts...it's a new commandment for the Church of Danae.'

God says no to praying woman.

'These people are all cranks, don't you agree, Colin?'

It was the stupidest miracle ever, but it was their miracle.

'I still don't believe any of that bunk your friend was giving us about hypnosis.'

Captain Pointy No.5 - Skeptical about aliens

"Guess what. The Loch Ness Monster was real."

"To be a martial artist, one must be at peace with oneself. You must have dexterity! You must have flexibility! And you must believe in the impossible."