Believer In Absurd Fashion Pillows

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

'You know I support diversity in our curriculum, but UFO studies?!'

'How rude!'

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

McCooties, Gold, & Jibbs.

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Thou shalt make room for donuts...it's a new commandment for the Church of Danae.'

"She's a natural,apparently she still believes in faries and Santa Claus!"

God says no to praying woman.

'These people are all cranks, don't you agree, Colin?'

'I still don't believe any of that bunk your friend was giving us about hypnosis.'

It was the stupidest miracle ever, but it was their miracle.

"Whoa...I can't believe you were abducted by space aliens! Why haven't you told anyone?"

"And of course there's the conspiracy theorists who believe aliens are already here amongst us..."

Secret government researchers competitively working on preventing the afterlife.

Captain Pointy No.5 - Skeptical about aliens

Advert for a Hypnotism TV show.

"To be a martial artist, one must be at peace with oneself. You must have dexterity! You must have flexibility! And you must believe in the impossible."

"So, you are claiming to be able to read peoples' minds?"