Believer In The Impossible Pillows

'Now get out there and believe in yourselves! If you believe in yourselves, you can beat anyone!'

Dare to Dream....

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"To be a martial artist, one must be at peace with oneself. You must have dexterity! You must have flexibility! And you must believe in the impossible."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Not The Real Me

"Holy water, holy water...."

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'Church of the Divine Healing with an Emergency Room.'

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

"Typical. You don't even know what's impossible!"

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"