Believer In The Invisible Pillows

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

Anywhere but here

'I wonder how this is going to affect the market?'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Dustbin monster.

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

"Holy water, holy water...."

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."