Believer In The Unknown Pillows

Captain Pointy No.5 - Skeptical about aliens

'You know I support diversity in our curriculum, but UFO studies?!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

'These people are all cranks, don't you agree, Colin?'

"They'll be landing soon."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

The Lost World: You are Here

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

Courage. Love.

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Yonder

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"If only you knew. . ."

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

"There was this thing in the sky, and they shot me with this dart, and I couldn't move, and they did some experiments and then they left! I swear!!"

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

See Your Aura $5. . .Smell Your Aura

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

'Do you believe in humans?'

'What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to certain about everything these days.'