Believers In The Unknown Pillows

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

"Picnic Area 51"

'You know I support diversity in our curriculum, but UFO studies?!'

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

"Look, just let me do it!"

'Don't think I'm talking shop, but is there anything on the other side?'

Akme Foot Powder

"And of course there's the conspiracy theorists who believe aliens are already here amongst us..."

"We're after a remote, unexplored, 'off-the-beaten-track' location with decent wi-fi?"

'If it wasn't a conspiracy, how come Lee Harvey Oswald is named after two rabbits?'

Clairvoyant - Closed until God Knows When.

Secret government researchers competitively working on preventing the afterlife.

"Whoa...I can't believe you were abducted by space aliens! Why haven't you told anyone?"

'These people are all cranks, don't you agree, Colin?'

It was the stupidest miracle ever, but it was their miracle.

'I still don't believe any of that bunk your friend was giving us about hypnosis.'

Captain Pointy No.5 - Skeptical about aliens

The Big Bang - Preachers.