Paranormal Believers Pillows

'As you can see, we have bigfoot sightings all over our area...Folks, he's real! And he could be hiding right under our noses...'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Late BroomStick

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Astral Projection

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Get a tomb!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

"Which one is yours?"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Telekinetics on strike...

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"Your husband says BOO!"

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Fear of Flying Seminar

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"