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'It makes no difference what I say. You've already decided I'm guilty.' 'Gasp! The witch can read minds!'

'I have this strange feeling I'm going to discover something about psychic abilities. . . next week.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Why bother?"

Ghost School.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

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Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"You're solemates!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Get a tomb!"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"Which one is yours?"

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"Your husband says BOO!"

Fear of Flying Seminar